spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

assdeluxe:

*discovers a giant floating orb in the woods*

sick

*snapchats it*

Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
chestervelt:

vgfm:

interruptingpanda:

budacub:

suarezalex:

I’m kind of scared to take the sticker off what the heck??


Put the sticker back

It actually got worse.

It went from oral sex between two consenting adults to two vandals bisecting, dismembering, and disemboweling one of their young and then dumping their own pureed excrement inside of its scraped-out body cavity for the purposes of a cannibalistic feast.

2 m&ms 1 cup
actionables:

romance is alive

agentwoshington:

agentwoshington:

ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today

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huffingtonpost:

These 15 Geeky Dog Costumes Are Perfect For A Nerd’s Best Friend

When Halloween rolls around, geeks are freaks — after all, it’s another opportunity for cosplay.

But why leave Fido out of the fun when there are so many great doggie costumes out there? See all the adorable nerdy dog costumes here.

llamasouls:

im failing biology

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